The only thing that makes me feel like I'm in love in which I mean here couldn't concentrate on what you're doing like the saying mandi tak basah, tidur tak lena, makan tak kenyang or let me define in another sentence -- gila bayang, where you imagine doing things together or imagine if you could've meet sooner than now - the only thing that gives me the equivalence(perhaps better) sensation of being and falling in love or thinking of love, is, FRIGGIN MONEY.
I think about you everytime I wake up in the morning and fantasize about you looking at me back.
(I think about MONEY everytime I know I can earn one, like get a job)
You bring out the best out of me unlike everyone else.
(MONEY brings out the best out of me because I am sickeningly happy when I got money, be it earned
or not.)
You cheer me up whenever I'm down.
(Oh crap. MONEY definitely cheer me up whenever I'm down or when I'm up. Who resists getting cash
even though you fail your paper?)
You're funny, romantic and very understanding.
(MONEY is emotionless but it can be funny, romantic, and understanding if you try to talk with it)
You treat me indifferently and it brings jolts through my adrenaline.
(MONEY treats me indifferently when, of course, there's a lot of you around. Try winning a lottery,
I assure you it brings jolts through every cell of your body.)
You hold my hands when I needed one.
(MONEY is in my hands when I don't need them too. It's the inner monologue of a rich snobbish man.)
I can't stop thinking about you.
(I can't stop thinking of MONEY, maybe more than I think about anything else in the world.)
I love you and I will always do.
(I love MONEY and I will always do. Always.)
Everlasting love.
(Everlasting MONEY.)
Give me anything regarding love. I know what it feels like with MONEY.
I think about you everytime I wake up in the morning and fantasize about you looking at me back.
(I think about MONEY everytime I know I can earn one, like get a job)
You bring out the best out of me unlike everyone else.
(MONEY brings out the best out of me because I am sickeningly happy when I got money, be it earned
or not.)
You cheer me up whenever I'm down.
(Oh crap. MONEY definitely cheer me up whenever I'm down or when I'm up. Who resists getting cash
even though you fail your paper?)
You're funny, romantic and very understanding.
(MONEY is emotionless but it can be funny, romantic, and understanding if you try to talk with it)
You treat me indifferently and it brings jolts through my adrenaline.
(MONEY treats me indifferently when, of course, there's a lot of you around. Try winning a lottery,
I assure you it brings jolts through every cell of your body.)
You hold my hands when I needed one.
(MONEY is in my hands when I don't need them too. It's the inner monologue of a rich snobbish man.)
I can't stop thinking about you.
(I can't stop thinking of MONEY, maybe more than I think about anything else in the world.)
I love you and I will always do.
(I love MONEY and I will always do. Always.)
Everlasting love.
(Everlasting MONEY.)
Give me anything regarding love. I know what it feels like with MONEY.
POST-WARNING :
Perenggan-perenggan sebentar tadi mengandungi unsur tamak haloba dan perasaan berperikeduitan, mungkin kurang sesuai dibaca oleh peminat Pendidikan Moral.
P.S. Aku curi gambar di saaaaana. Could be useful for Valentine's next month.
5 axiom(s):
oh money...ada MONEY br bleh cakap cinta..haha
duit la juga
wahahaha
cinta tidak memerlukan duit. asalkan ikhlas. ;)
Ku rasa maok sepak jak.
aku brik ko bola k sepak
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