"Spamming" you is never enough

I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before.
I am Mr.ARWANIBRAHIM, the manager of Auditing and Accounting section of
Bank Of Africa (B.O.A) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I Hoped that you will not
expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for
the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in
transferring the sum of Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand united state
dollars ($15.5mUSD) Immediately to your account.

HELLO FRIEND,
I AM MR.MUHAMMED WISNEY BALISSUN FROM SOUTH AFRICA,I WAS BORN IN SAUDI ARABIA, MY FATHER NAME WAS (SEGARD IBRAHIM)HE HAS DEAD TWO YEARS AGO,I CAME TO BURKINA FASO BECAUSE OF A BUSINESS FUNDATION,I SEE THIS COUNTRY BUT I CANNOT DO ANY INVESTMENT IN THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THERE IS NO SEA AND THE AREA WAS NOT CONFINETLY, I WILL LIKE TO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY AS A BUSINESS PARTNER,A RESPOSIBLE FELLO MAN LIKE YOU,I ONLY NEED A TRUSTFULY MAN WHOM CAN HELP ME LOCATE AN AREA WHERE TO BULD A COMPANY,IF YOU DON’T MYE I WILL COME WITH MY FAMILY ?AM JUST 29 YEARS OLD WITH ONE WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN.IMMEDIATELY YOU LOCATE THE AREA I WILL SEND MY AGENCY WITH CONCERNMENT OF MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY BEFORE I COME OVERTHERE,I HOPE THIS MONEY WILL USED FOR THE BULDING OF THE COMPANY,BUT I WICH TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU AS A RESPOSIBLE FELLO BEFORE I CAN TRUST YOU AS A BUSINESS PARTNER.IF YOU LIKE TO HOLD THIS BUSINESS WITH ME ALSO YOU WILL BE THE MANEGER OF THE COMPANY.KINDLY REPLY BACK IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I LEFT BURKINA FASO TO SAUDI ARABIA.
HERE IS MY CONTACT NUMBER (00226-76-16-13-24)

DEAR FRIEND,
I AM THE MANAGER OF BILL AND EXCHANGE AT THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF THE AFRICAN BANK.

IN MY DEPARTMENT WE DISCOVERED AN ABANDONED SUM OF U.S$3.5 M DOLLARS (THREE POINT FIVE MILLION USD) IN AN ACCOUNT THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY DURING THE IRAQ WAR IN 2006.

SINCE WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS, BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNED THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT THE IRAQ WAR LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.

IT IS THEREFORE UPON THIS DISCOVERY, I NOW DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND I DON'T WANT THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL THE BANKING LAW AND GUIDINE HERE STIPULATES THAT IF SUCH MONEY REMAINED UNCLAIMED AFTER FOUR YEARS, THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BANK AS UNCLAIMED BILL .

THEREFORE AGREE THAT 40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS FOREIGNER PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT, 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENSES INCURED DURING THE BUSINESS AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME. THERE AFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGES INDICATED. THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER, YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHERE IN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED ARRANGEMENTS HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

PLS IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN THIS TRANSACTION JUST DELETE MY MESSAGE FROM BOX AND DO NOT REPLY BACK OK.

TRUSTING TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

MR FADELA SEBTI

How I wish spamming can kill, somehow. Pergi mati la kamurang. Menipu pun macam boddo campur sialan.

Every single day, I receive this shit kind of emails. So shitty I wish I could sell those people. Baru ada duit.

Living makes me very very confident with one thing : Duit TAKKAN datang bergolek. TIDAK AKAN. So fak off. Pergi kacau hidup orang yang lebih naive.

P.S. Format writing dalam blog is plain ugly. Merry Christmas and Happy 2010.

Masa aku Form 5 aku ada buat ini

I found this in my arkib.

And dedicated to those having SPM now.

The battle will soon come to an end.

Again, all the best.

I AM JIWANG, TOO.

A someone said "Twilight is a romantic movie, a girl's movie and good for couples".

"Twilight is JUST SO SUPER AWESOME, the guy is DELICIOUSLY HOT, I LOVE the movie so MUCH", screamed most of the girls.

And I watched the first Twilight, like, 2-3 minutes. All I saw was blue-black colour, forest, dull, dull quality.

Not because the movie sucks (eh?) but the quality of the movie I watched, just sucks.

I was determined that night after watching the sequel.

"Twilight is a gay movie", I stated with much confidence.

But THEN again, I do watch gay movies. Eh, no. I do watch romantic movies and yes, some movies made me cry.

Even iklan can make me feel melancholic.

A Walk To Remember, Kabhi Kushe Kabhi Gham, 1 Litre Of Tears adalah contoh-contoh movie yang mampu menyebakkan perasaan beta ini. Family, disease, or death -- How can you not wept throughout the movie kan?

I don't know if Twilight considered jiwang or sedih punya movie.

Ok, jiwang and sedih tidak sama. I do watch jiwang movies.

Like Cave of the Golden Rose. Tema mega-drama tersebut is ALL ABOUT LOVE and I watched practically every episode.

But that was when I was 11 years old.

And I watched a lot of romantic comedy movies, in fact it's my favourite genre of movie. Bukan movie hantu or

horror potong tangan, potong kaki, gali biji mata, benda wanita bergigi, benda wanita beraksasa, etc etc.

Sick. Those kind of movies are just sick. It's not even like "Yeah aku ROCK dan GANAS dan aku tengok movie begini".

Tapi aku tengok juga sikit-sikit. Supaya tidak nampak sangat pondan.

So in a nutshell, I feel very woman watching Twilight New Moon. Because my eyes are sickeningly focused on Jacob.

And why must he appear shirtless in the movie (sila rujuk gambar)? Practically all the time?

It's annoying.

Because, again, I'll be focusing on him. Pondan sungguh.

P.S. Agak lari dari tema jiwang. Next time I talk jiwang-er.

Waiting is anticipating

BERNAMA - Hasrat Keluarga Berhari Raya Di Pulau Banggi Tidak Kesampaian

Still hoping for a miracle.

God, let the people find Eroy, his wife Fatin and the rest of the family. Bless their family members, let them be strong.

Amen.

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A little late for update.

Tuhan lebih sayangkan mereka.

Though we've only known in a short period of time (if not mistaken in 2008), I still feel their loss.

A heartfelt condolence to the family.

Memories we had will be cherished. And you guys rock. Truly are.

In loving memory of the late, happy-go-lucky Eroy & Fatin. \m/

Wanita punk

- bukan sebarang wanita

- bukan calang-calang orangnya

- kalau ramai doktor ini macam, memang hebat.

- baca lah sendiri, saya tidak berhak cakap lebih-lebih pasal dia.

- Oh oh, dia bukan orang Malaysia (ya saya tahu ramai sudah tahu)

Dan saya masih teruja dengan penampilan beliau.

I guess I have to be as hebat dan taf like her to have hair like that.

Nang nya tok cool. Respek eh.